I've been an ass these days and bad news is, I like it.
The 10 things I would want to do if I I actually get to turn bad:

1. Act like an ass to whoever I don't fancy
2. Make bad people's lives miserable
3. Turn into vampire and hurt whoever I want, but promise to keep them alive
4. Put big shame on those who disrespect me
5. Do whatever I want without anyone able to stop me
6. Play mind games and trick everyone into believing me
7. Fool people and see them shocked and amazed
8. Do revenge and make the worst regret of their life
9. Have people mess with me and find out that it was a bad idea
10. Fast, tricky, foxy, easily lose track of

I guess I can't and I won't. haha